Captian's Log A Short, Smuggled, Communiqué 16 Jul 202610 Jul 2026 I believe we are not welcome here, my Lord. I do not know exactly what faux pas my predecessor committed that they returned him to us in four pieces, but…
Captian's Log Noble Intentions 13 Jul 20269 Jul 2026 "The most noble intentions," he sighed. "That's what you say to your prospective father-in-law. And yet, you both know, those unimpugnable intentions involve some rather unspeakable activities—crude, biological acts for…
Captian's Log For a Kiss 11 Jul 20269 Jul 2026 We have little time, but all of time is too little, too short a span, too mean a measure, even for this kiss. You have two lips, but I have…
Captian's Log When I Was Dead 10 Jul 20264 Jul 2026 The thing that struck me, how do I say, when I was dead, I saw everyone… I saw everyone differently. Souls, I think, but something more representative than literal. You,…
Captian's Log The Side of the Angels 3 Jul 20263 Aug 2026 But can a zombie dream? I would not mind the change so much if I could dream. One must sleep to dream. They do not. So you see, it is…
Captian's Log Meditations on Hell 1 Jul 202630 Jun 2026 To be so close to Hell is, I'm sure, a great advantage to me. I am edified. Not every night, my neighbor goes on a bender shouting so loudly I…
Captian's Log Another Fall 30 Jun 202629 Jun 2026 A drink will strengthen a draft will kill a sip may lengthen but will never fill. I sought you by the riverside along the sinking bank.I thought, perhaps, in the…
Captian's Log The Sweetness of Blood 29 Jun 2026 "I've never murdered anyone with red hair on a Sunday. It's like you don't know me at all." I cocked the gun. "Really," he went on. "You have nothing to…
Captian's Log I Bought a ReMarkable 28 Jun 202627 Jun 2026 I have been thinking about buying one of these things for a while now. I finally have enough money to do it, and I have a situation where I might…
Captian's Log My Long Lost Shadow 27 Jun 2026 Locking eyes with the shadowy presence, I gazed into the darkness and found myself. "So you were the part I was missing. This whole time, you were the thing I…
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