Captian's Log Meditations on Hell 1 Jul 202630 Jun 2026 To be so close to Hell is, I'm sure, a great advantage to me. I am edified. Not every night, my neighbor goes on a bender shouting so loudly I…
Captian's Log The Sweetness of Blood 29 Jun 2026 "I've never murdered anyone with red hair on a Sunday. It's like you don't know me at all." I cocked the gun. "Really," he went on. "You have nothing to…
Captian's Log Troublesome Corpse 25 Jun 2026 We understand the difficulty, being dead and all, but you really can't just lie there all day. You're obstructing traffic, if nothing else. As regards other things, well, I doubt…
Captian's Log In Wanting to Avoid a Simple Misreading of Events 8 Jun 2026 I would like to point out, in the abstract, what we are contemplating, by and large, could constitute, in the type of mind more stringent than lenient, I mean that…
Captian's Log Rough Draft: Opening Remarks at a Mad Science Convention 5 Jun 20269 Jun 2026 Additionally, the genius of Dr. Frankenstein was bound by certain conventions. Even Dr. Pretorius was captive to the human form in his experiments. Our forebearers were, in the end, imitators…
Captian's Log Rambling Thoughts: Mustaches 3 Jun 2026 I was thinking about Poirot, specifically the television show with David Suchet. Poirot's illustrious mustaches must provide some sort of counterbalancing effect upon his otherwise orderly and methodical nature. Though…
Captian's Log The Aliens 22 Apr 202618 Apr 2026 Hardly a day goes by, nowadays, without the aliens. I'm told by my daughter that we're not supposed to call them the aliens. Then she says to call them some…
Captian's Log Missile Missive 12 Apr 20267 Apr 2026 "I hope this finds you well," I read through my blurry vision the note's opening salutation. It had found me at the end of its trajectory, being previously tied to…
Captian's Log Lovecraft Scandal 3 Mar 202628 Feb 2026 I was listening to some Lovecraft on my way into work one morning, an audio recording of "In the Vault" read by Jonathan Keeble. Now, I've always seen this as…
Captian's Log Black 22 Dec 2025 "So what becomes of us when we close our eyes? When we dream? And when we fall past our dreams into that darkness of nothing? What are we when we…
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