By an Idiot Vampire Convention | Closure 18 Nov 2025 Dusting the top of the bed with some dirt, I lie down in the hotel, haunted by a sense of incompleteness. I had been one of the last to leave,…
Captian's Log Vampire Convention | Book Sale 17 Nov 2025 "You certainly have a beautiful catalogue. How could you ever part with any of these?" "Part? This is a library. We're all so concerned with hoarding our ancient volumes, we…
By an Idiot Vampire Convention | Mr. Clown’s Coffin Collection 16 Nov 202515 Nov 2025 "Welcome to Mr. Clown's Coffin Collection. Collectable coffins for the current count. Why stay in that drab old pine box you were buried in? I don't think any of you…
Captian's Log Big Joe’s Zombie Emporium 13 Oct 2025 "This one's a snapper!" Big Joe hollered. Indeed, the specimen presented, with his pale, ungainly skin, was chattering away. He'd gnawed through his lips, and the white teeth snapped and…
Captian's Log Tim-Tim 14 Aug 2025 "I'm being side-eyed by the little monster you fished out of the Mariana-uncanny-trench. I don't care if it's intelligent. It's creepy." "Don't talk to little Tim-Tim like that, please. He's…
Captian's Log Just Ridiculous 21 Jul 2025 My sister is coming for a visit, and my niece is tagging along on the flimsiest of excuses, calling my sister her mother. It's all a little too convenient: she…
By an Idiot The GG 23 Apr 202519 Apr 2025 "It is a great skill," I declared to no one in particular, "to twist an argument on its head, and the present abundance of peace and tranquility, of which only…
Captian's Log A Disagreeable Kerfuffle 6 Feb 20251 Feb 2025 "I hope in time we can move past this little kerfuffle," I said, stepping over the corpse. "And in the morning light of reflection, perhaps you'll understand that these things…
Captian's Log The Breakfast War 2 Jan 202531 Dec 2024 Desire overcame him in the last, and his hand reached out across the table for the rich colored jam. It was a fatal misstep. She raised her eyebrow at him…
Captian's Log This Morning 8 Nov 2024 My cat's behavior this morning, as per usual, revolved around food. Perhaps all of five times in her life, I have given her her breakfast. This usually when her personal…
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