Hardly a day goes by, nowadays, without the aliens. I’m told by my daughter that we’re not supposed to call them the aliens. Then she says to call them some unpronounceable name that sounds like something you’d get if a drunk bumped into a synthesizer. I honestly don’t even know how she makes those noises. Anyway, just cause I call the aliens the aliens doesn’t mean I have something against them. I do have something against them, and I’d curse them with the proper names had I the flexibility of tongue. For now, I’ll have to call them the aliens.
The Aliens
Tale Told 