Apparently We All Died?

School’s out forever. The Coronavirus has destroyed the world, or at least the panic has destroyed the world, or those listening to that mad god’s piping believe the world is about to end, and here I am, happy. Everyone’s insane, and I feel right at home.

Welcome to my nightmare, an early vacation. But I don’t want to let it go. I was having fun.

Anyway, today we had a school wide assembly to discuss the fact that we can no longer assemble anymore as a school because of fear that the virus will spread to us. The President of the college played his part well in this farce. For an opening, he stood at a microphone chanting: Only four people to a table; stand three feet apart; only four people to a table. He went on like that for nearly fifteen minutes. Very drool. All those people who paid to come to this school, paid to rent rooms, paid for meal plans, sucks to be them. Studies will continue online, he informed, and the Library will be closed for a week or so.

School’s out for summer
School’s out forever
School’s been blown to pieces