Captian's Log Mothers’ Day 12 May 2024 Happy Mothers' Day My mother has refused to let me or any of us do anything for her, but we have spent nearly the whole day together, quietly. My father…
Captian's Log With Everything Else Going On, Is One Zombie Apocalypse Too Much to Ask For? 19 Apr 202413 Apr 2024 My old friend the zombie has kept me good company since as long as I can recall. We must have met, I think, through Scooby-Doo. Max Brooks helped solidify the…
Captian's Log I’th’other Place 29 Mar 202425 Mar 2024 Delay your deadly cant, you worm eaten corpse. Shut your mouth and quit your noise. I'll have no more of you tonight, no more your gibbering howls and gulping growls.…
Captian's Log Bless You 28 Mar 202425 Mar 2024 We have no place to bury herno grave to lay her in.So bluster all you wish, good sir,there's no spot you can win. Yet please, I beg, some little plot.She…
Captian's Log The Politician Never Dies 22 Jan 202420 Jan 2024 "I have been dead for three years," I began. Looking over the rotting faces of my audience, I swallowed. "I may not look it," I smiled, "but embalming has come…
Captian's Log All the Snark I Left Out 20 Jan 202419 Jan 2024 Please Read:All the Snark I Left Out https://taletold.wordpress.com/recollection/all-the-snark-i-left-out/
Captian's Log Sad Ghost 21 Dec 2023 This last piece was news to me. I looked over my shoulder and saw Fred, yawning over a cup of coffee. "Really? A goat's head?" I asked. He grunted. "No…
Captian's Log Sad Ghost 20 Dec 2023 Ez the bookworm chimed in in her monotonous drone. "According to legend, the sad ghost, as it's called, was an unnamed visitor to the castle—" I thought I'd improve everyone's…
Captian's Log Sad Ghost 19 Dec 2023 The latest addition to the crew seemed highly agitated by all this. He nearly threw his spoon down and cast me what I suppose was meant to be a sharp…
Captian's Log Sad Ghost 18 Dec 2023 "I saw the sad ghost," I said at breakfast. The mood at table seemed rather despondent, and I found my mouth moving to fill up the silence. "Passed me on…