I sick
I cannot word today
Go away
There are many better writers than me anyway
Go read one of them
Head to the library, check something out
You want suggestions?
Well, currently I’ve been working on a few books
And they are all in the public domain
You don’t even have to leave your house
You won’t even have to google it yourself
I already did
- A Voyage to Arcturus: Words on a webpage | I don’t know how to read
- Moby Dick: Paragraphs and Sentences | At least not a computer reading
- The King in Yellow: Read it Yourself | I am too lazy to read
Tale Told 
You had me at library
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Dear Kalliope,
No, I am sure he stayed home. As his self-appointed defense attorney, I must protest your claim. (Besides, isn’t this your signed non-disclosure form before me?)
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Better writers than you? That is understatement! I could count a dozen of them. Then again, most of them are dead!
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Seriously, I am being invited to write a 3rd reply to your post? This is too rich! No, no, really! I must humbly decline your generous offer. I was flattered, though, that you asked. Considered actually doing it, but then realized the words I contemplated would have amounted to a mere declination anyway, which would be oxymoronic in its very nature! No, I feel I must be firm. The answer is no!
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