Captian's Log The Placid Island of the Fourth Estate 28 Sep 2024 The thing was crawling down the street, its slimy trail, glistening on the cobblestones, shone brightly under the lamplight. It was one of the first to crawl out of the…
Captian's Log They’re There to Their Two Eyes Too 13 Sep 20249 Sep 2024 Soft sorrow, sweet sighs, the tears in your eyes, and comfort I givenow we two can livewe too can liveto live…How high hung hope's hoaxThe dead man now jokesUndone by…
Captian's Log The Perwendike 15 Aug 202410 Aug 2024 The stately walk of the Perwendike is unlike that of man who struts about the blooming world, a master over all, with a few less feet than what he rules.…
Captian's Log Memo Re: Zombie Cooks 19 Jul 202413 Jul 2024 The zombies are not allowed in the kitchen. They are too slow and they knock over everything. I know they are only trying to be helpful, but there was a…
Captian's Log Clean Up 9 Jun 20247 Jun 2024 Seeping through the plaster, slow as an army of slugs, the bloody ooze crawled. So, there was another portal, I thought. A good hiding place, behind the wall. Who would…
Captian's Log Towel 25 May 2024 Well, it's Towel Day. I cannot overstate how much The Guide meant to me as a child. Strangely enough, without knowing the occasion, I rewatched the Disneyfied version last night…
Captian's Log Bumblebee 23 May 2024 Of course, we can't understand, yet, how the bumblebee flies. It makes no sense, aerodynamically, anyway. But the bumblebee, that simple creature, hasn't the brains to know anything about aerodynamics.…
Captian's Log Mothers’ Day 12 May 2024 Happy Mothers' Day My mother has refused to let me or any of us do anything for her, but we have spent nearly the whole day together, quietly. My father…
Captian's Log With Everything Else Going On, Is One Zombie Apocalypse Too Much to Ask For? 19 Apr 202413 Apr 2024 My old friend the zombie has kept me good company since as long as I can recall. We must have met, I think, through Scooby-Doo. Max Brooks helped solidify the…
Captian's Log I’th’other Place 29 Mar 202425 Mar 2024 Delay your deadly cant, you worm eaten corpse. Shut your mouth and quit your noise. I'll have no more of you tonight, no more your gibbering howls and gulping growls.…
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