“What do you know about hieroglyphs?”
“Nothing. What’s hieroglyph with you?”
“That’s not even a joke.”
“That’s what makes it funny.”
“What?”
“The face you made. Why are you asking me about hieroglyphs?”
“Because the front of your house has been tagged.”
“What? By an Egyptologist?”
“Seems like.”
“What does it say?”
“How would I know? Did you poke fun at some Egyptian priest or commit sacrilege against king Tut?”
“Probably. I try to insult a new religion every day.”
“Yeah, well most religions don’t have a movie series about an unstoppable bandaged guy going around strangling idiots like you.”
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