Real Life Fiction

So, a bit of real life fiction. I was out in my yard, exercising, and because I am a complete nerd, I had a book with me. Well, I remembered to take the book back into the house, but a piece of paper stowed in its leaves, something of sentimental value, fell out. I only noticed a few hours later when I saw the paper from my deck. I retrieved the paper, and I went to go put it back into the book. By the time I found the book again, I was startled to realize that the paper was no longer in my hand. I wandered about the house in confusion. How on earth had I brought a piece of paper inside and lost it within a minute?

The answer was plan. I found the paper under a bag, a bag of cat treats. My feline friend must have been using her mind powers on me again. She obviously forced me to give her a treat and then wiped my memory. It’s the only reasonable explanation.