Captian's Log Spare a Brain? 18 Sep 202217 Sep 2022 Can anybody spare a brain?It hate to ask; it's such a pain.That graveyard Joe bit me last nightwhen he and I had quite the fight,and I've been tossing on my…
Captian's Log Crazy 1 Aug 2022 Clean eyes see allReason is a dream,And no one heeds the call;Zero voices scream,Yet no one's standing tall. Can any of us hopeReality is vain?Another way to cope,Zealots burn their…
Captian's Log Castle Stoker 29 Jul 2022 To our friends at Castle Stoker, I have found it somewhat useful to let the zombies prowl about my lands. In their way, they're harmless enough, and they provide an…
Captian's Log Thriller Night 27 May 2022 In the Bunker "D'you ever try to teach zombies to dance?" No answer. "Michael made it look so easy. But, you know what? Zombies really aren't that flexible, and choreography…
Captian's Log Champion of the Undead 25 Apr 2022 There are things outside in the daylight, things that drive people like me down into the darkness. There are things worse than vampires and ghouls, things far worse than an…
Captian's Log Champion of the Undead 24 Apr 202223 Apr 2022 There is, of course, a simple solution, one the other vampires would never endorse. Open the Gates of Night. Right now, the few cracks between the overworld and ours are…
Captian's Log Champion of the Undead 23 Apr 2022 When I first met them all, of course, I was alive. I was alive and terrified. I was running for my life. Wasn't quite fast enough. The other night, I…
Captian's Log Champion of the Undead 22 Apr 2022 The zombies are kind of fun to hang out with, now that I'm dead. The other vampires are a bit standoffish—old money and all that. The zombies, and the few…
Captian's Log A Dead Guy Walks Into a Bar 16 Mar 202216 Mar 2022 "So, a dead guy walks into a bar—" "How?" my friend asks. "On his feet." "Yeah, but how? Like, he's dead. If he's a vampire, he can't, right? If he's…
Captian's Log The Slave’s Dream 3 Mar 2022 The pick struck the earth, and the sweat fell. Worn and tired and dying. Pick. Sweat. Sun. Hot sun. Pick. Hit the earth. Pick. Strike the earth. Dig. Deeper. Sun.…
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