Captian's Log Champion of the Undead 23 Apr 2022 When I first met them all, of course, I was alive. I was alive and terrified. I was running for my life. Wasn't quite fast enough. The other night, I…
Captian's Log Champion of the Undead 22 Apr 2022 The zombies are kind of fun to hang out with, now that I'm dead. The other vampires are a bit standoffish—old money and all that. The zombies, and the few…
Captian's Log A Dead Guy Walks Into a Bar 16 Mar 202216 Mar 2022 "So, a dead guy walks into a bar—" "How?" my friend asks. "On his feet." "Yeah, but how? Like, he's dead. If he's a vampire, he can't, right? If he's…
Captian's Log Drabble: The Migration into the Forbidden Forest 22 Jan 2022 The zombies weren't so bad after a while. They were docile during the day, and I was never much of a night owl anyway. The winters were tough, but summer…
Captian's Log Short: A Rose 12 Jan 2022 It was a normal post. Mostly normal. Letters, mostly invoices and cheques, and a rose; all arriving together. I wonder what correspondence our correspondence kept while waiting to be brought…
Captian's Log Drabble: Hangry 4 Jan 2022 "The vampires are getting hangry." "Hangry?" "Yeah, it's a portmanteau. It's hungry plus angry. Hangry, get it?" "Yeah, I get it," he said, barely suppressing a groan. "I'm more concerned…
Captian's Log Ramblings About Vampires and Their Gods 23 Dec 2021 So, a wild thought came into my head: Who are the gods of the vampires? That is, if vampires have a culture, what are the ideals that they strive for?…
Captian's Log Short: The Curator 19 Dec 202117 Dec 2021 They put me in charge of the vault after the injury. No good in the field; a liability. But, I always had an acumen for detail and such. Actually, this…
Captian's Log Poem: Monstrous Guests 2 Dec 2021 The vampires are asking for donations;the werewolves just want a bone;the zombies are forming coalitionsbecause they hate to be alone.The swamp-man's in the kiddie pool;Frankenstein has got a head;the ghosts…
Captian's Log Short: The End of a Long Night 1 Nov 2021 "Let me see the sunrise," I said. "What?" he asked. "It's been a long night." We went up the stairs together, the sound of our footsteps filling our ears. When…
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