Captian's Log T is For. . . 1 Dec 2018 Okay, so this has been a long time coming, and already another movie has come out in the franchise, but I think I’m ready to expound upon the failures of…
Captian's Log Hard Love 25 Feb 2018 I want to tell them the truth, to love them, but know my tongue must cut like a surgeon, must possess art this young stutterer lacks. So I pray my…
Captian's Log Shit 24 Feb 2018 He wouldn’t say shit if his mouth was full of it. . . So, at a loss for words today, I found myself pulling from a partition of English ill-suited…
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