Captian's Log Pretenders 8 Jun 2022 "Anyone know where the latrine is?" "The what?" "Water closet. Powder room. Lavatory. Loo!" My companion's face was awash in excited discomfort. "You mean bathroom?" I asked. He nodded. I…
Captian's Log The Best Spy 11 May 2022 "He's staring at me." "It's a statue. Just stand somewhere else." I moved along the courtyard. His eyes followed me. "Not helping," I said. Von Han Hammerson groaned. "Look, it's…
Captian's Log Finished: Vampire’s Revenge 6 May 2022 https://taletold.wordpress.com/short-stories/vampires-revenge/ Finally finished this one. You can look at older versions of the story here: Rough Draft: Vampire's RevengeRough Draft: Vampire’s RevengeRough Draft: Vampire’s VengeanceRough Draft: Vampire’s Vengeance
Captian's Log Champion of the Undead 25 Apr 2022 There are things outside in the daylight, things that drive people like me down into the darkness. There are things worse than vampires and ghouls, things far worse than an…
Captian's Log Champion of the Undead 24 Apr 202223 Apr 2022 There is, of course, a simple solution, one the other vampires would never endorse. Open the Gates of Night. Right now, the few cracks between the overworld and ours are…
Captian's Log Champion of the Undead 23 Apr 2022 When I first met them all, of course, I was alive. I was alive and terrified. I was running for my life. Wasn't quite fast enough. The other night, I…
Captian's Log Champion of the Undead 22 Apr 2022 The zombies are kind of fun to hang out with, now that I'm dead. The other vampires are a bit standoffish—old money and all that. The zombies, and the few…
Captian's Log Of AbeBooks I Sing 21 Apr 202221 Apr 2022 My shelves cannot contain your cheap and weary volumes From every subject to every pen and age I find affordable each tome And yet they're adding up I have not…
Captian's Log The Harrowing 17 Apr 2022 "I don't understand. You could have fed the world. No more hunger. No more need for war or aggression. You, the greatest of us all, the most gifted! You could…
By an Idiot A Modest Proposal | By an Idiot 28 Mar 2022 At this point, given the price of meat, the only conceivable solution is that we start butchering our politicians. In times of crisis, we can't afford sentimentality, though how some…
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