Captian's Log Our Problem’s Problem 8 Nov 2022 "Well that's taken care of," I said with a smile. He scowled at me. "What did you do?" he asked. "Nothing." He raised an eyebrow. "Tell me," he said. "Well,…
Captian's Log 2022: Happy Halloween 31 Oct 202225 Aug 2022 Where dragons lurk and banshees scream,where knights aren't always what they seem,where ghosts and ghouls all run around,where zombies rise out of the ground,where things that slither, slither on,where things…
Captian's Log Spare a Brain? 18 Sep 202217 Sep 2022 Can anybody spare a brain?It hate to ask; it's such a pain.That graveyard Joe bit me last nightwhen he and I had quite the fight,and I've been tossing on my…
Captian's Log The Bequest 28 Aug 202227 Aug 2022 It was raining the night I died. In the morning, the trees were covered with glistening dewdrops that sparkled like rainbows and diamonds in the rising sun. My stupid family…
Captian's Log What They Don’t Tell You 27 Aug 2022 They don't tell you about some things. "Don't speak to strangers," they say, but who's a stranger? When you're lost, you don't know the policeman. I never speak to policemen,…
Captian's Log Your Brother’s Mad 25 Aug 2022 I'm sorry but your brother is quite mad: He said that one and one is always two; what's more, that grass is green, the sky is blue. We'd hope that…
Captian's Log Lying 2 Aug 2022 Hiding my frown under a smile, I try distraction. "When's our food coming?" I asked. "Any minute now. Now tell me, when you were in that room, you switched on…
Captian's Log The Count 30 Jul 2022 The desperate hold of the Count crushed my arm. That such a grip would remain in one so wrecked by time is remarkable in hindsight. His boney fingers wrapped around…
Captian's Log Castle Stoker 29 Jul 2022 To our friends at Castle Stoker, I have found it somewhat useful to let the zombies prowl about my lands. In their way, they're harmless enough, and they provide an…
Captian's Log Lights Out 20 Jun 2022 The lights went out, sending us all over the edge. Being suddenly blind is quite as shocking as the dreadful sensation of falling—no, not of falling, of the weird moment…