Captian's Log Big Joe’s Zombie Emporium 13 Oct 2025 "This one's a snapper!" Big Joe hollered. Indeed, the specimen presented, with his pale, ungainly skin, was chattering away. He'd gnawed through his lips, and the white teeth snapped and…
Captian's Log Tim-Tim 14 Aug 2025 "I'm being side-eyed by the little monster you fished out of the Mariana-uncanny-trench. I don't care if it's intelligent. It's creepy." "Don't talk to little Tim-Tim like that, please. He's…
Captian's Log Just Ridiculous 21 Jul 2025 My sister is coming for a visit, and my niece is tagging along on the flimsiest of excuses, calling my sister her mother. It's all a little too convenient: she…
By an Idiot The GG 23 Apr 202519 Apr 2025 "It is a great skill," I declared to no one in particular, "to twist an argument on its head, and the present abundance of peace and tranquility, of which only…
Captian's Log A Disagreeable Kerfuffle 6 Feb 20251 Feb 2025 "I hope in time we can move past this little kerfuffle," I said, stepping over the corpse. "And in the morning light of reflection, perhaps you'll understand that these things…
Captian's Log The Breakfast War 2 Jan 202531 Dec 2024 Desire overcame him in the last, and his hand reached out across the table for the rich colored jam. It was a fatal misstep. She raised her eyebrow at him…
Captian's Log This Morning 8 Nov 2024 My cat's behavior this morning, as per usual, revolved around food. Perhaps all of five times in her life, I have given her her breakfast. This usually when her personal…
Captian's Log Haunted by Love 30 Oct 202426 Oct 2024 "I'm haunted," he said with a despairing sigh worthy of the stage we were under and all the odd bits of waiting theatre artifice long stowed and forgotten. "Wherever I…
Captian's Log Accepted Apology 16 Oct 2024 The vampire fell into his chair, stunned silent, the dreadful missive drifting from his listless fingers like autumn's leaf onto the bloody floor. One of the ghouls that he kept…
Captian's Log Candle & Skull 6 Oct 20245 Oct 2024 The spirits swirled around the counter as I pushed the bag of coins toward the keeper. "For the skull and black candle," I said with a sneer. "And a match…
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