Captian's Log TierZoo 11 Jun 2018 So, it’s been some time since I sat through a biology lecture, but I have discovered a great YouTube channel focused on teaching biology under the premise that the entire…
By an Idiot By an Idiot | Episode 3: Silver Linings 8 Jun 201815 Jun 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9yI64Gon1o&feature=youtu.be URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9yI64Gon1o&feature=youtu.be Good evening denizens of the asylum. Yet again I have managed a barricade, and have comfortably sat myself behind Dr. Agonson’s desk. It’s Friday, we’ve hid our…
Captian's Log Lifts and Scholarships 7 Jun 2018 Discovering an odd scholarship opportunity, hosted by Global Lift Equipment, I set to work compiling a—I hope humorous—short story about a forklift. I chose the 2011 Taylor - Model TX4-300 for…
Captian's Log From the Archives: Mafia With Hats 28 Apr 2018 A little busy tonight, so I present something I wrote many moons ago. It's supposed to be funny. Mafia With Hats Characters All characters were titled after my hats.…
Captian's Log Scooby-Doo: Careful What You Wish For 3 Jan 2018 Not all hotel rooms are created equal, but sometimes you get just what you wish for. However, given that my less than prudent utterance before pursing what has so far…
Captian's Log Jerk 3 Dec 2017 I love going to the movies: the popcorn, soda, dimming lights, fantasy, it’s everything I want. My mother, on the other hand, can barely stand it when I drag her…
Captian's Log My New Obsession: Door Monster 20 Nov 2017 So, let me explain something about myself. After spending this last weekend lying around in my bed watching hours of YouTube videos and coughing relentlessly, I became so disgusted with…
Captian's Log Character Background 19 Nov 2017 It’s sort of like you would imagine it: dark, damp, a chorus of the damned screaming for mercy. And there I was in the middle of it, at a job…
Captian's Log Short Story: Knight is Falling 17 Nov 2017 So, still sick, and hardly thinking straight. Laying in bed watching YouTube while coughing up a lung is less than a perfect way to get the creative juices flowing. However,…
Captian's Log Don’t Feed the Zombies 10 Nov 2017 Started a short story this evening. Please enjoy. I read the bumper sticker ahead of me: “DONT FEED THE ZOMBIES,” it said in a gross green font of all…
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