Captian's Log Everything! 2 Oct 2021 Sometimes, I like to work outside. I'll take a lawn chair and a little card table and set it under the cherry tree, and then I'll do whatever it is…
Captian's Log Drabble: Heel! 30 Sep 2021 "Time can never heel." "Don't say that." "Well, it can't." "Yes, it can. Tell me what's wrong." "I just said. Time can't heel." "I know, but what is it. What…
Captian's Log Now You’ve Confused Me 10 Sep 2021 Driving my friend and neighbor (whose car is in the shop) V----- through downtown G------. Graffiti, graffitied dildos everywhere. We're stopped at a stoplight. I hear V----- say, "Aw, someone…
Captian's Log Voices 11 Aug 2021 "Who are we?" "What do you mean?" "I mean, like, we're the ominous voices that say things at the beginnings of books and movies and stuff, right?" "Yeah." "Well, I…
Captian's Log ברך 7 May 2021 I need to rage about Hebrew for a hot minute. So, imagine my face when I found out that the word for sin (חטא) can also mean not sin, blameless.…
Captian's Log Rambling Nonsense 23 Sep 201822 Sep 2018 I am means I am not, for to be one thing thou cannot be another. I am here means I am not there. Working from here, we wonder what I…
By an Idiot By an Idiot | Episode 6: In the Stars 6 Jul 20186 Aug 2018 https://youtu.be/5ww3BVWkHRs URL: https://youtu.be/5ww3BVWkHRs Good evening, denizens of the asylum. This delightful summer evening has come to its quintessence: I return to you after my sojourn. It is once again time for,…
By an Idiot By an Idiot | Episode 5: The Devil and the Details 22 Jun 20189 Sep 2018 https://youtu.be/QUDDIkXOLBs URL: https://youtu.be/QUDDIkXOLBs On this fearful stormy night, when the howling winds are but a banshee’s wail, a sliver of comfort and relief condescends to you, denizens of the asylum.…
By an Idiot By an Idiot | Episode 4: The Southside Strangler 15 Jun 20184 Jul 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJog-6to41s&feature=youtu.be URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJog-6to41s&feature=youtu.be Good evening, denizens of the asylum. Night has fallen upon another Friday, and as the river is sure to the sea, so I faithfully present to you another…
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