Captian's Log Pilgrim to the Grave 1 Dec 202529 Nov 2025 A premise for a book I'll probably never get around to writing: "I want you to reconsider. Don't you think you owe me something?" I tried to keep the disgust…
Captian's Log Lemon 26 Nov 202525 Nov 2025 "Do you understand how old this is?" "No." "No? No, well, alright. I mean, the fall and rise of every empire, before any word was ever written down, I mean,…
Captian's Log Teetering 20 Nov 2025 One of the propellers was slow, making a high pitched whining noise. "Hailing the captain," I spoke into the tube. "What is it?" "I suppose you know this, but I…
By an Idiot Vampire Convention | Closure 18 Nov 2025 Dusting the top of the bed with some dirt, I lie down in the hotel, haunted by a sense of incompleteness. I had been one of the last to leave,…
Captian's Log Vampire Convention | Book Sale 17 Nov 2025 "You certainly have a beautiful catalogue. How could you ever part with any of these?" "Part? This is a library. We're all so concerned with hoarding our ancient volumes, we…
By an Idiot Vampire Convention | Mr. Clown’s Coffin Collection 16 Nov 202515 Nov 2025 "Welcome to Mr. Clown's Coffin Collection. Collectable coffins for the current count. Why stay in that drab old pine box you were buried in? I don't think any of you…
Captian's Log Vampire Convention | A Taste 15 Nov 2025 The room was packed to standing by the time I got there. It wasn't every millennia one of the three coffins opened. I had been a fairly young vampire the…
Captian's Log Vampire Convention | Old Friends 14 Nov 2025 As my eyes scanned the faces in the crowd, I was unsure whether I wanted to find the one I was looking for. "Marqui!" a familiar voice called. I turned.…
Captian's Log With Fire 30 Oct 202528 Oct 2025 She shivered, stepping away from the dance. Goosebumps covered her otherwise naked flesh. It had not been what she thought. She felt so—what was the word?—empty. "You sold your soul,"…
Captian's Log A Point on Witches 29 Oct 202528 Oct 2025 "Witches never truly die." "What?" "It's something they teach us, you know? Vampires need to sleep on their home turf, injured werewolves carry their wounds back into their mortal forms,…