Captian's Log Big Joe’s Zombie Emporium 13 Oct 2025 "This one's a snapper!" Big Joe hollered. Indeed, the specimen presented, with his pale, ungainly skin, was chattering away. He'd gnawed through his lips, and the white teeth snapped and…
Captian's Log Some Doggerel Lines | Meditations On Lewis’s The Four Loves 31 May 2025 So silent moves the knife of a faithful friend;the lover's poisoned drops will not amend.The father's gifts become a contract's bind;of shackles does the mother's love remind. All loves are…
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Captian's Log Sad Ghost 21 Dec 2023 This last piece was news to me. I looked over my shoulder and saw Fred, yawning over a cup of coffee. "Really? A goat's head?" I asked. He grunted. "No…
Captian's Log Sad Ghost 20 Dec 2023 Ez the bookworm chimed in in her monotonous drone. "According to legend, the sad ghost, as it's called, was an unnamed visitor to the castle—" I thought I'd improve everyone's…
Captian's Log Sad Ghost 19 Dec 2023 The latest addition to the crew seemed highly agitated by all this. He nearly threw his spoon down and cast me what I suppose was meant to be a sharp…
Captian's Log Sad Ghost 18 Dec 2023 "I saw the sad ghost," I said at breakfast. The mood at table seemed rather despondent, and I found my mouth moving to fill up the silence. "Passed me on…
Captian's Log Taste 22 Oct 202321 Oct 2023 The zombie once confessed he didn't really care for the taste of brains. He said they weren't worth the trouble cracking open the skull. Raw, that is. Cooked, if cooked…
Captian's Log Our Problem’s Problem 8 Nov 2022 "Well that's taken care of," I said with a smile. He scowled at me. "What did you do?" he asked. "Nothing." He raised an eyebrow. "Tell me," he said. "Well,…
Captian's Log On the Need for Horror 31 Mar 2022 Why are my favorite "horror" movies really just comedies? What's wrong with me? In other news, I've been sick. I think it's allergies, but they're killer this year. I've been…