By an Idiot Vampire Convention | Closure 18 Nov 2025 Dusting the top of the bed with some dirt, I lie down in the hotel, haunted by a sense of incompleteness. I had been one of the last to leave,…
By an Idiot Vampire Convention | Mr. Clown’s Coffin Collection 16 Nov 202515 Nov 2025 "Welcome to Mr. Clown's Coffin Collection. Collectable coffins for the current count. Why stay in that drab old pine box you were buried in? I don't think any of you…
By an Idiot The GG 23 Apr 202519 Apr 2025 "It is a great skill," I declared to no one in particular, "to twist an argument on its head, and the present abundance of peace and tranquility, of which only…
By an Idiot Sleepless 2 Jun 202329 May 2023 The zombies are bothering me again, but I can't let them get under my skin—literally. I haven't slept in three days. They just keep banging on that door all night.…
By an Idiot A Modest Proposal | By an Idiot 28 Mar 2022 At this point, given the price of meat, the only conceivable solution is that we start butchering our politicians. In times of crisis, we can't afford sentimentality, though how some…
By an Idiot A Modest Proposal | By an Idiot 21 Mar 2022 So, I know nothing—I should start there—I know nothing about Ukraine and Russia. From the info I have, it seems like the Ukrainian people are in the right and are…
By an Idiot Dear Dr. Agonson 4 Sep 2019 Dear Dr. Agonson My thankful heart remembers last year, and with the closing of this, I consider our past summer and those few months, those too few months, in which…
By an Idiot By an Idiot | Episode 13: Sayonara 24 Aug 20182 Sep 2018 https://youtu.be/xJgvjUgIE0E URL: https://youtu.be/xJgvjUgIE0E Good evening, denizens of the asylum. Tonight is my final broadcast, at least for some time, and I cannot help but feel a weight in my heart as…
By an Idiot By an Idiot | Episode 12: All You Need Is Fear? 17 Aug 201824 Aug 2018 https://youtu.be/bwAoNIjqddA URL: https://youtu.be/bwAoNIjqddA Good evening, denizens of the asylum. As darkness enwraps the world in sacred night, and the lonesome howls of some dog entreats the changing sky in heartbroken ballad,…
By an Idiot By an Idiot | Episode 11: On Hunting Man 10 Aug 201817 Aug 2018 https://youtu.be/qveJ5KApOE4 URL: https://youtu.be/qveJ5KApOE4 Good evening, denizens of the asylum. The night slowly creeps upon the day in its eternal hunt, the lengthening shadows reaching out to ensnare all in their…
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