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You don’t believe in vampires, of course. Modern world, no need for them. There’s enough… tragedy, let’s say. I don’t believe in them, but if, follow me here, if I met a beautiful girl here last night, like the one you saw me talking too, and if we hit it off, and if, even though I wasn’t that drunk, you know, the whole night’s a blank, and if, looking in the mirror, I see something like two puncture marks on my neck, like from the movies, then maybe…

You see, even if we are modern and sagacious, the story prevails.