We gather round the table now,
a Sabbath day's review,
and if my guests will here allow,
I'd like to start with you.
The vampire, close to my heart,
the week started off right,
for you, the centre of my art,
have led me through my night.
Now wicked witch, I pity thee,
the character you played.
Your story's sad reality
I long against have prayed.
The new magician, scientist,
I fear, also too real,
but human nature will persist,
and thus you too shall kneel.
And what of you, my fur-bound friend,
connecting all the clues?
I fear it's not a happy end,
nor easy truth to choose.
Oh my! What struggle I did give!
A zombie tale of woe!
Unto the end you strived to live,
but you became your foe.
And here, the last, a classic ghost—
D'the others spring from thee?
To all horror, you are the toast,
the purest fear may be.
And toast I do, all six of you.
I thank you for your time.
My task, to give each one his cue,
you played it to the dime.
Okay, so I thought, being monsters and all, I might as well see what this new WordPress AI images can do. Monsters are supposed to be uncanny, and AI makes uncanny images. Well, a lot of dross. The last one made me giggle. The first one, I don’t see how … Que sera sera. Here they are:



