The latest addition to the crew seemed highly agitated by all this. He nearly threw his spoon down and cast me what I suppose was meant to be a sharp look.
“Look!” he started. “I don’t know about the rest of you, but I woke up to some sort of demon licking my toes this morning. That’s not some—it’s weird, alright? I didn’t come here to…for whatever this all is!”
“Finish your breakfast, lad,” I tried to sound encouraging. “Our otherworldly visitors don’t always understand people’s personal boundaries. It’s something you’ll have to get used to in this trade.”
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