As Halloween comes tiptoeing our way, and all the spooks crawl out their crypts to play; as all the monsters come in for a shock, the line goes out the door around the block; as all the ghosts and ghouls begin to chat, and jabber on and on 'bout this or that; as coffins open up, their hinges creak, and out their graves the vampires now peak; as witches mumble over bubbling pots, and whisper secret truths and hidden thoughts; as werewolves tear their shirts with frightful howls, and fill the sacred night with viscous growls; as skeletons twirl in their deathly dance, and all the poets' eyes slowly entrance; we sit and laugh and watch some scary flicks and offer treats to stave off silly tricks.