“I heard you died, man.”
“I did. You were there, remember?”
“Oh yeah! So, what ya up to now? Ghosting people ‘n stuff?”
“Not exactly.”
“Zombeing? Vaping?”
“Got a short gig as a psychopomp.”
“Plumber now, are you?”
“No. I’m here to help you over.”
“Over what?”
“Your death.”
“My death?”
“Your death. You died.”
“When?”
“Just now. Tried to jump your skateboard over oncoming traffic.”
“For the lols!”
“For, as you said, ‘the lols.’ Well, you may make the news, if that’s any consolation.”
“Sick, dog.”
“Are you ready to pass on?”
“Sure man.”
“Cool, just towards the light.”
Tale Told 